Application and Official Document of the Marginal Catholic Church
Please answer the following: (please note that there are no right or wrong answers and that refusing to answer or by answering in the negative will not disqualify you from being a Marginal Catholic in Good Standing)
I want to join the Marginal Catholic Church Yes ☑︎ No ☐
Optional: (for clerical purposes only)
I have read all of the doctrines of the Marginal Catholic Church and endeavor to live in accordance with them Yes ☐ No ☑︎
Note: this is a trick question as we have no doctrines
Welcome to the New and More Inclusive Marginal Catholic Church of your inviolable conscience
I, [insert name] __________, according to my own conscience am now entitled to the following: All of the Sacraments of the Marginal Catholic Church, should I want to receive them, full participation in the liturgy, including reading the scriptures and/or distributing the eucharist.
If you would like to apply for the priesthood please ask the Church Secretary for an application.
Reminder: if you want to be Pope you usually need to be a priest first.
The above person is now a member of the Marginal Catholic Church in Good Standing.
Signed by the Pastor of Our Lady of No Troubles
Rev. Bob _______________
This Document is Approved by His Holiness, Pope Simplicitus II of the Marginal Catholic Church — continuing our work in the peripheries whilst smelling like the sheep.